Santa Banta Jokes

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhool gaya.
Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hun.

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Santa ko 3 BOMB mile.
Police ko dene chala.
Sath wala admi bola-agar koi bom raste me fatt gya to?
Santa: Jhooth bol denge ki, 2 hi mile the.

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Santa (juice wale se): Jaldi ek gilaas gajar ka juice de…..
Ladai hone wali hai.
Juice wala : ye lo
Santa : jaldi ek gilaas aur de … Ladai hone wali hai
Juice wala : ye lo
(aisa karte karte santa 8-9 gilaas pi gaya)
Santa : Jaldi ek gilaas aur de …. Ladai hone wali hai.
Juice wala : Arey.. Bhaiya itni der se keh rahe ho…. Bhai
kaha hone wali hai ladai.
Santa : Abeyyy.. Jab tu paise maangega tab…
Chal Ek Gilaas Aur Laga.

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Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket
Santa: I wanted a matchbox
Passenger: U could have asked me
Santa: I don’t speak to strangers.

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SANTA nayi Car laya, Car k pichhe likhwaya
‘SAWAN KO AANE DO’
Pichhe se Truck ne thok diya, Truck k aage likha tha
‘AAYA SAWAN JHUM KE’

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Santa: Mai apni G/F ko birthday par kya du?
Banta: wo dikhti kaisi hai?
Santa: kareena kapoor jesi
Banta: To phir usey mera number dede.

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minister: Blast Me Marne Walo Ko 5 0r Zakhmi ko 3 Lakh Denge..
Santa: Mera Baap Pehle Zakhmi Hua,
Phir Mar Gya,
Muje 8 Lakh De Do..!

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Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Hote Hai,
Banta: Chal Apne Bachpan Ki Koi Baat Bata?
Santa: Yaar, Main Bachpan Mein Bahut Taqatwar Tha
Banta: Achha Wo Kaise???
Santa: Meri Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Pe Uthha Leta Tha

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Santa ke Gaav Me Nadi Par bridge banaya gaya.
Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya!
Santa: Haan ji
Pehle Dhoop Me Tair K Nadi Paar Krte The……
Aur Ab Chhav Rahegi.

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Santa Ka Beta Pappu Ek Baar Apne Dosto Ke Saath Cricket Khel
Kar Aaya.
Santa Ne Poochha, “Kitne Run Banaye Tumne?”
Pappu Bola, ” Century Hone Mein Sirf 100 Run Baaki Reh Gaye
They, Ki Itne Mein Main OUT Ho Gaya….”

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