Funny SMS for Ramadan

July 25, 2012 by  
Filed under Ramadan SMS

Aaj Aftari Mere Sath Karna.
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Bas Aate Waqt 4 Samose, Fruit Chat, Dahi Bade
Aur Ek Badi Wali Coke Yaad se lete aana. ok?
Phir na Kehna Tumhain Invite Nahi Kya.


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Peep.peepp.
Chalo jaldi betho,
RAMZAN se pehle sare SHAITAN pakarne hain
List main pehla number aap ka hai.


Aaj Aftar Mein
Apple Bhi Tha
Kela Bhi Tha
Tarbooz Bhi Tha
Kharbooza Bhi Tha
Juice Bhi Tha
Angoor Bhi Tha
SIRF
TERI KAMI THI.
{“PAKORE”}.


Iftaar se pehle,
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Aur,
Iftaar k baad
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!!!! Control yaar control !!!


Tumhara Sms Na krna
Is baat ka Saboot hai
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Ki
Farishto ne tum ko 30 din ke liye band kardia


Aaj se 6 Baje k Baad Koi Apni Girlfriend ko SMS nahi send kre
ga
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Q?
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Very Simple
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Woh Aftaari Bana Rahi Hogi.
tung nahi karna warna pakore jala degi yaar


Rozay daaro !
Allah Nabi de pyaro !
Jannat de haq daaron
Thora Khaao.
ye Sehri hai
Valima nahi Funny SMS for Ramadan


Wo Shaitan Jo Ramzan Me
Band Nahi Hue Unki 4 Nishanian
1.Hath Me Mobile Hoga
2.Angutha Buton Per Hoga
3.Msg Parh Kr Hnse Ga
4.Phr Sochega K Kisko Fwd Krun. ;->


Garmi k musam ki wajah se agar
roze me aap ko shadeed piyas mehsoos hone lage
to aap
MAghrib ki azan ka intezar karen,
zyada drame baazi ki zarurat nahi.


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Idhar udhar kia dakh rahe ho
roza iftar hone me abhi time hai
kuch khana nahi.


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