Funny Eid ul Adha SMS
(Wanted)
“Agar Ek Bar Me Gosht Bhej Dun To
Dobara Mangne Mat Aana”
(Bodyguard)
“Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Krna K
Mujhse Bar Bar Gosht Mat Mangna”
(Dabbang)
“Hum Tumhe Itna Gosht Bhejenge K
Tum Confuse Ho Jaoge K Qurbani Mene Ki Hai Ya Tumne”
Kash is Eid Pe Tu Mera Bakra Hota
Aur Kisi Ne Nahi Main Ne Tujhe Pakra Hota
Main Roz Tujhe Patte Khilata
Thore Thore Nahi Sare Ikatthe Khilata
Tu Mujh Ko Main Main Kar ke Bulata
Aur Sham ko Main Tujhe Gali Gali Ghumata
Mere Pass Bike Nahi Chakra Hota
Kash is Eid Pe Tu Mera Bakra Hota
Raat Ko Sardi Main Tu Akra Hota
Meri Mohabbat Main Kuch Istarah Jakra Hota
Kash is Eid Pe Tu Mera Bakra Hota
Bakra debit
Cash credit…
Qurbani Debt
Gosht Credit…
Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit…
Aap Debit
Hum Credit…
Eid Mubarak… Hamra Msg Debit
apka Reply Credit.
Hqiqat smjho ya afsana
Apna smjho ya begana
Humara apka rishta hai purana
Islye farz tha apko batana
K BKRA EID a rhi hai,
Ab shuru krdo ghas khana…;-)
mujhko chor kr jane wale
mera dil dukhane wale
bin bataye tum kahan chale gaye ho
ab to mere khawabon mein bhi bus tum he ate ho
agar tum is eid pr na aye
to mere yahna kia bane ga?
main kis tarah ye eid guzarun ga???
AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHE HOYE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA
KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHAM”
Gosht Zayada Masalay kam…
KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA,
Akele hi Sri paye Na khatay Rehna…
DHOOM
Kapooray kha k jhooM…
HERA PHERI
Chal Gosht Bhej Ab teri baari…
“BAKREID ka Zamana hai”
“Musam bhi SUHANA hai”
“Aik raan rost kar k to bhejo”
“Kya gosht ko AGLI “EID”tak Chalana hai?”
Aapki Hansi Pe DIL Qrban
Aapki Khushi Pe JAAN Qurban
Aapki Muskaan Pe ZINDGI Qurban
Aur Agr AAPKA
SMS ana Band Hua To Aane wali
‘BAKRA Eid’
Pe AAP “QURBAAN”‘
Veopari 2 Grahak
Yeh Bakra 9,300
Yeh 8,300
Woh 7,300
Our Woh Wala Srf 300 Ka
Grahak 2 Veopari
300 Ka Q???
Sahab ! ye China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaaranti Nai Ghar
Jaa-k Bhonkna hi Shuru Kr De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”
eid khatam
bakra hazam
apni routine pay wapis ao janab
bhuat kha lia dil,kaleji,gurday or kabab
apnay pet ko do ab kuch rest
wish u all the best
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