Banta: Agar Ravan, Ramji se maafi maang leta to usaka ye haal naa hota……

Banta: Agar Ravan, Ramji se maafi maang leta to usaka ye haal naa hota.
Santa: Are wo to maafi mangna chahta tha.
Banta: To mangi kyun nahi
Santa: Are wo sochta hee rah gaya ki KIS MUH se maafi mangu.

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