Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta Jokes

Taxi Wala: Sir sorry
main meter chalu karna bhool gaya.
Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi
main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hun.

Santa ko 3 BOMB mile.
Police ko dene chala.
Sath wala admi bola-agar koi bom raste me fatt gya to?
Santa: Jhooth bol denge ki, 2 hi mile the.

Santa (juice wale se): Jaldi ek gilaas gajar ka juice de…..
Ladai hone wali hai.
Juice wala : ye lo
Santa : jaldi ek gilaas aur de … Ladai hone wali hai
Juice wala : ye lo
(aisa karte karte santa 8-9 gilaas pi gaya)
Santa : Jaldi ek gilaas aur de …. Ladai hone wali hai.
Juice wala : Arey.. Bhaiya itni der se keh rahe ho…. Bhai
kaha hone wali hai ladai.
Santa : Abeyyy.. Jab tu paise maangega tab…
Chal Ek Gilaas Aur Laga.

Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket
Santa: I wanted a matchbox
Passenger: U could have asked me
Santa: I don’t speak to strangers.

SANTA nayi Car laya, Car k pichhe likhwaya
‘SAWAN KO AANE DO’
Pichhe se Truck ne thok diya, Truck k aage likha tha
‘AAYA SAWAN JHUM KE’

Santa: Mai apni G/F ko birthday par kya du?
Banta: wo dikhti kaisi hai?
Santa: kareena kapoor jesi
Banta: To phir usey mera number dede.

minister: Blast Me Marne Walo Ko 5 0r Zakhmi ko 3 Lakh Denge..
Santa: Mera Baap Pehle Zakhmi Hua,
Phir Mar Gya,
Muje 8 Lakh De Do..!

Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Hote Hai,
Banta: Chal Apne Bachpan Ki Koi Baat Bata?
Santa: Yaar, Main Bachpan Mein Bahut Taqatwar Tha
Banta: Achha Wo Kaise???
Santa: Meri Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Pe Uthha Leta Tha

Santa ke Gaav Me Nadi Par bridge banaya gaya.
Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya!
Santa: Haan ji
Pehle Dhoop Me Tair K Nadi Paar Krte The……
Aur Ab Chhav Rahegi.

Santa Ka Beta Pappu Ek Baar Apne Dosto Ke Saath Cricket Khel
Kar Aaya.
Santa Ne Poochha, “Kitne Run Banaye Tumne?”
Pappu Bola, ” Century Hone Mein Sirf 100 Run Baaki Reh Gaye
They, Ki Itne Mein Main OUT Ho Gaya….”

Top 10 Santa Banta SMS

Santa applied for the post of a detective.
In the interview he was asked a question :
Who killed Mahatma Gandhi…?
Santa : Thanks for the JOB sir
I’ll start my Investigation Rightaway.

Teacher to Santa : Tumne Home work kyun nahi kiya…?
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Deadly answer given by
Santa : Sir hum to hostel me rahte hain.

Santa : Oh Car ki speed itni kyun badha di.?
Biwi : Oji Car ka break fail ho gaye hai,
accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahuch jaate hain

Santa Bus stand jane ke kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs me kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith peeche mai le jata hun.

History k teacher ne Santa se puchha-
“Kalidas” ke ek bhai jute banate the,
unka naam kya tha??
SANTA- Ne socha bahut socha phir jawab diya “Adidas”.

Santa: muje zehar dena
Chemist: pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao
Santa: apni shaadi ka card dikhata hai
Chemist: bus kar bhai rulayega kya, badi bottle du ya chhoti.

banta santa se: yaar aaj chicken ki tangri ka taste
kuch ajeeb lag raha hai
santa banta se: yaar chicken ki tangri jal gayi thi
to maine uspar davai laga di.

Santa (Doctor) to banta: Tumhe brain tumer hai
Banta : Oye hoye khush khabari,
Santa : Tum itne khush kyu ho ?
Banta : is se to ye bat sabit hoti hai ki mere pas dimag to hai.

Santa radio theek karwane gaya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye theek hai,
Mausam kharab hai, Isliye nhi chal rha.
Santa: Le 100rs, Mausam naya daal de.

SANTA : School me 1 safed or 1 kala shoes pehn ke gya,
Principal: jao ghar ja ke shoes badal k aao,
SANTA : sir ghar ja ke koi faida nhi,
ghar me bhi 1 safed aur 1 kala shoes hi ha.