Ramadan SMS

Funny SMS for Ramadan


Aaj Aftari Mere Sath Karna.
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Bas Aate Waqt 4 Samose, Fruit Chat, Dahi Bade
Aur Ek Badi Wali Coke Yaad se lete aana. ok?
Phir na Kehna Tumhain Invite Nahi Kya.


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Peep.peepp.
Chalo jaldi betho,
RAMZAN se pehle sare SHAITAN pakarne hain
List main pehla number aap ka hai.


Aaj Aftar Mein
Apple Bhi Tha
Kela Bhi Tha
Tarbooz Bhi Tha
Kharbooza Bhi Tha
Juice Bhi Tha
Angoor Bhi Tha
SIRF
TERI KAMI THI.
{“PAKORE”}.


Iftaar se pehle,
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Aur,
Iftaar k baad
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!!!! Control yaar control !!!


Tumhara Sms Na krna
Is baat ka Saboot hai
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.
Ki
Farishto ne tum ko 30 din ke liye band kardia


Aaj se 6 Baje k Baad Koi Apni Girlfriend ko SMS nahi send kre
ga
.
Q?
.
Very Simple
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Woh Aftaari Bana Rahi Hogi.
tung nahi karna warna pakore jala degi yaar


Rozay daaro !
Allah Nabi de pyaro !
Jannat de haq daaron
Thora Khaao.
ye Sehri hai
Valima nahi Funny SMS for Ramadan


Wo Shaitan Jo Ramzan Me
Band Nahi Hue Unki 4 Nishanian
1.Hath Me Mobile Hoga
2.Angutha Buton Per Hoga
3.Msg Parh Kr Hnse Ga
4.Phr Sochega K Kisko Fwd Krun. ;->


Garmi k musam ki wajah se agar
roze me aap ko shadeed piyas mehsoos hone lage
to aap
MAghrib ki azan ka intezar karen,
zyada drame baazi ki zarurat nahi.


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Idhar udhar kia dakh rahe ho
roza iftar hone me abhi time hai
kuch khana nahi.


Ramadan Wishes

Ae chand unko mera paigam kehna
khushi ka din or hasi ki sham kehna
jab wo dekhe bahar aa k to unko meri taraf se
Mubarak ho Ramzaan Kehna
Happy Ramadan


Tu Mujhe Nawazta hai Ramzan ye Tera Karam Hai
ALLAH.!
“Warna TERI Rehmaton K Qaabil Meri Ibaadat Nahi..!
Maah e Ramzan Mubarak


Wishing you
1 Month of Ramzan
4 Weeks of Barkat
30 Dayz of forgiveness
720 Hours of Guidance
43200 Minutes of Purification.
HaPpY RaMzAn


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*SWEET SWEET*
*.*.RAMZAN.*.*
*.*MUBARAK*.*
*__.*…HO…*.__.*


Dil main phir se khushiyon ka Paigaam aa raha hai
Main Samjha k shayed koi mehmaan aa raha hai
Ye jan kar Khushi se main Sarshaar ho gaya
“Mubarak”ho phir se Mah-e-RAMZAN aa raha hai
“HAPPY RAMZAN”


Duniya Ki Ranginiyo Se Kuch Is Tarha Chutkara Mil Jaye…
Ramdan Ho MADINE Ki Gali Mein
Aur ROZA-E-MUBARAK Per Dum Nikal Jaye…
“AMEEN”


May the Ramadan bring you
peace and prosperity,
good health and wealth,
and brighten your life forever..
Happy Ramadan Mubarak


Namazi, Haji, Mutaqi Parehzgar Her Naik Amal Karne Wala
Jannat Ka Muntazir.
Aur Jannat?
ROZEDAR Ki Muntazir.
Kitna Azeem Maqam Hai Roze Ke.


Hello Every Body
I Am Coming To Your House
2 Give You
All Types Of Happiness,Success & Joy
Please
Welcome Me After A Just 2 Days
You Know I Am Yours….
Happy Ramadan.


Ass na chale ga Kuch bhi ab Shaitan ka
Aaya hai muskrrata hua mahina Ramzan ka
Ghar Ghar me jalegi shama faqt Toheed ki
Arsh chhuega Sajda kamzor bebas Insaan ka
Barsega Rahmaton ka sawan Har soo har ja
Har zuban pai hoga Naghma Faqt Rahman ka
Aao apna apna daman Dhone ka ahad krain
Qismat walon ko milta hai moqa Apni pehchan ka
Ramadan Mubarak


May This Ramadan…

May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness

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Submitted By : riya ([email protected])
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Ramzan Wishes

May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak


Ramadan Messages

Ramadan Messages

Allah Qabul Kare Apki Har Fariyad
Puri Ho Apki har Murad
Kushiyan or sukun rahe harwaqt apke ird-gird
Tahe Dil se apko “Ramzan” ki Mubarakbad

May ALLAH Bless u with Barkat in ur Jan o Mal,
Izzat o Aabru, Eeman, Sehat, Rizq, Elm & Umr.
Ameen!

Ramadhan Ki Amad Ki Khusi Hai Bahut,
Saath Hi Is Ke Jald Rookhsat Ho Jaane Ka Ghum,
Khuda Kare Waqt Tham Jaye Us Waqt,
Jab Baras Rahi Ho Khuda Ki Rehmat Hum Par,

MarhAba Phir Marhaba Aamd-E-Ramzan Hai
KhiL Uthey Murjhaye D¡L, Taza Hua Emaan Hai
Hum Gunehgaron Pe Yeh Kitna Bada Ehsaan Hai
Ya ALLAH Tu Ne Atta Phir Kar Diya Ramzan Hai

Dosto kar Lo Gunahon se Sabhi Toba
Par Gaye Dukh Pe Taale,  Qaid Har Shetan Hai
Do Jahan Ki Nematein Milt¡ Hain Rozedaar Ko
Jo Nahi Rakhta Roza Woh Bara Nadaan Hai
Ya Elahi Tu Madeene Me Kabhi Ramzan Dikha
Muddaton se D¡L Mein Yeh Hum Sub Ka Armaan Hai…
Jazak ALLAH

Khusiyan Naseeb Hon Jannat Qareeb Ho
Too Chahey Jisse Wo Tere Qareeb Ho
Kuch Is Tarha Ho Karam Allah Ka
Makka Aur Madina Ki Tujhe Ziyarat Naseeb Ho
Happy Ramadan

Hr Ghar Mai Do Dastak
k khusi ka ek or Pegham Aa rha Hai,
Mubarak Ho Apko mahe Ramzan aaraha hai.

Ramzaan ka mubarak mahina,
Allah ki ibaadat ka mahina
Mohabbat uss mabood ki,
Ahmiyat uss khudai ilm ki..
Yahi hai rah-e-khudai ka mahina..
Ramzaan ka mubarak mahina..

Bohat dino se thi ye ASMAAN ki saazish.
Aj puri hui uski khuwahish.
Bheeg lo apno ko yad kar k.
MUBARAK ho apko Ramzan ki ye pehli BAARISH…

Ramadan Ki Amad Hai,
Rehmatein Barasane Wala Mahina Hai,
Ao Aaj Sub Khataon Ki Maafi Maang Lein,
Dar-e-Tauba Khula Hai Is Mahine Mein


Funny Ramadan SMS

Dil k dard ko zubaan pe lana nahin,,
Ankhonn se kabhi ansu bahana nahin,,
Roza chahe kitna hi kyun na lage tumhe,,
Aftaar se pehle chup k kuch khana nahin….

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Dhuz.. Dhuzzz..
Dhuz… Dhouzzz…
Hat jao nhi chorun ga..
Dhiskiyaaann…
Dhuzz.. Dhuzzzz….
<(‘.’) abay lag
/”/> jay gi
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kia kar rha hai ??Hat jao…
maar dalun ga un sab ko jo iftaari pe nhi bulate.
Happy Ramadan

1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat parhne gaya
sub logo ne use bahut mara!
Kyun?
Q k pehle hi roze me naat parh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan”

Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao ki
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Moulvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Gussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.

Dost: Ramzan aa raha hai, Roze rakho ge?
Pthan: Nahi
Dost: Acha to taraviha paroge?
Pathan: Mushkil hai
Dost: Accha to phir Iftari
Pathan: Yaara hum itna bhi khafir nahi hai

Agar Aapko Rozay Mian Bhook lagti hai
To Sehri Me Sirf:
1 Pao Dahi
1 Glass Milk
3 to 4 Parathe
2 Glass Lassi
2 Zinger Burger
4 Kabab
4 Eggs Fry
6 Eggs Boil
4 to 6 Glass Water
2 to 3 Pieces Chicken
4 Packages Maggie,
Aur
6 Bananas Khayen.
Insha Allah Bhook Nahi Lagegi. Funny Ramadan SMS


Rehmaton ki hai yeh Raat…..

Rehmaton ki hai yeh Raat
Namazoon ka rakhna sath
Munwa layna Rab se har Baat
Duaon main rakhna yaad
Mubarak ho app ko yeh Lail-Tul-Qadar ki Raat
Ramzan Mubarak


Bass na chalay ga Kuch bhi ab Shaitan ka…

Bass na chalay ga Kuch bhi ab Shaitan ka

Aaya hai muskrata hua mahina Ramzan ka

Ghar Ghar main jalay gi shama fakt Toheed ki

Arsh chuye ga Sajda kamzor baibas Ensaan ka

Barsay ga Rahmaton ka sawan Har soo har ja

Har zuban pai ho ga Naghma Fakt Rehman ka

Aao apna apna daman Dhonay ka ahd karen

Qismat walon ko milta hai moqa Apni pehchan ka. . .


Top 10 Ramadan sms

Zindagi mein apna naam karo
Bado aage aur saari dunia se
Chalo Ramdan ka salaam Karo
Best wishes for Ramdaan


Wo Sehri ka maza, wo IFTAR ki bhook ,
Wo QURAAN ki tilawat, wo Namaz ka mamaul,
Wo ROZE ka noor, sirf 1 din door phir hoga MAH_E_RAMZAN….


ZAAYE na jayegi mehnat namaz ki,
Dono jahaa ki Khair HAI DAULAT Namaz ki,
Dil may basalo doston hasrath namaz ki,
Sajday mai jakar luto Rehmat Namaz ki,
Ramadan Mubarak


Hum sab K liye Khushyon ka peghaam hai,
Ummat e Mustafa Per Allah ka inaaam hai,
Qaiynat k her ghoshe se aarhi hai sada,
Amad e Ramzan hai
Amad e Ramzan hai…..


Karlo qadar is ramzan ki,
tere kitne ramzan gaflat me guzar gaye,
karlo apni magfirat is ramzan me,
kya pata agla ramzan phr mile na mile…


Dua hai taleem e QURAAN aam ho jaye,
aur har parcham se unka parcham ISLAAM ho jaye,
har mod pe Qayam rahe IMAAN apna,
aur har shaks sachcha MUSALMAAN ho jaye {Ameen}
Happy Ramzan!


Chand se roshan ho Ramzan apka,
Ibadat se bhar jaye roza apka,
har namaz ho Qubool aapki,
bus yehi dua hai Khuda se humari,


Ramadan Ki Amad Ki Khushi Hai Bahut
Saath Hi Is Ke Jald Rookhsat Ho Jaane Ka Ghum
Khuda Kare Waqt Tham Jaye Us Waqt
Jab Baras Rahi Ho Khuda Ki Rehmat Hum Par


Hum Sab Ruju Karte Hain Rahman Ki Taraf,
Lekin Karam Ki Hadd Hai Ye Rab-e-Kareem Ki,
Ramazan Chal Kay Aata Hai Insan Ki Taraf..!!


Rahmaton ki hai yeh Raat
Namazon ka rakhna sath
Manwa lena Rab say har Baat
Duaon main rakhna yad
Mubarak ho app ko Ramzano ki har Raat
Ramzan mubarak


Top 20 Ramadan SMS


Rehmat aur barkat ka aaya
“MEHMAN”
Nemat aur Maghfirat ka mile ga
“INAAM”
Kr lo tayyari ISTAQBAL ki
Aa raha hy pyara “MAAH-E-RAMAZAN”


Woh sehri ki nooraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidon ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,
Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala maheena
“RAMZAN” aaney wala hai,


ramadan Ka Chand Daikha,
rozay Ki Dua Mangi,
roshan Sitara Daikha,
aap Ki Khairiat Ki Dua Mangi,
may Almight Allah Bless You With His
blessing In The Holy Month Of Ramadan


As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan


Leader – Allah
Guide – Quaran
Lyrics – Aazan
Loyality – Imaan
Request – Dua
Protection – Fitra
Oath – Kalma
Exercise – Namaaz
Self Control – Roza
So Good Luck 4 Ramazan


He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!


It’s the month when the devils are chained,
the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.
It’s the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.
It’s the blessed month of ramadhan.
May Allah shower his blessings and
grant you forgiveness in this holy month.


I
am
coming
to
ur
house
to
give
u
all
types
of
happiness
success
&
joy
plz
welcome
me
after few
minutes
U
know
I’m
Ur’s….
*Ramadan*
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak


As the Fajar azan begins
And the 1st holy fast begins
May Allah bless you with happiness
and grace your home with warmth & peace.


A Glass of Care
A Plate of Love
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.


Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,
Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.
To Aisa Karen.
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.
.
.
.
Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.
Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai.


Hon Aap pe Ramzan ki Lakhon Barkatain NAZIL.
Na Rahe Dil 1 Pal Bhi Ibadat se GHAFIL
Aapki Har Dua ho Qabool KAAMIL.
Aur Un Duaon Main Hum bhi Hon SHAMIL.


Apki Mohabat apki WAFA Hi Kafi Hai
Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi He
Aftari per bulao hamain Mgr Takleef Na Krna
Mere Liye SIRF
KHAJOOR
JUICE
SAMOSAY
PAKORAY
ANGOOR
APPLE
AMROOD
BANANA
PIZA
DRUM STICK
SHAMI
CHICKEN ROLL
KABAB
BiRYANi
ZARDA
QORMA
MUTTON
TiKKA
CUSTARD
KHEER
RAITA
SALAD
&
COCA COLA
He Kafi Hai….


Aapko Meri Taraf se
Chamaktay
Damaktay
Rehmat Barsatay
Mehkay Mehkay
Roshan Roshan
Pur Noor
Ramzan ki Aamad Mubarak.


Be-Zabano Ko Jab Wo Zaban Deta Hy
Parhen Ko Phir Wo Quraan Deta Hy
Bakhshne Pe Aaye Jab Ummat k Gunaho’n Ko
Tohfey Mein Gunahgaro’n Ko “Ramzan” Deta Hy


Rozey 30
Quran key parey 30
barkat ka mahina sal mein ek bar
ap key liye dua
har naamaz key bad
happy ramadan


ALLAH KEY 99 NAAM
IBADAT KA SATH
ALLAH KA KALAM
BHOOK PYAS KA EHSAS
INAAM HI INAAM
HAPPY RAMADAN


Ramzaan ka mubarak mahina,
Allah ki ibaadat ka mahina
Mohabbat uss mabood ki,
Ahmiyat uss khudai ilm ki..
Yahi hai rah-e-khudai ka mahina..
Ramzaan ka mubarak mahina..


Aasman pe naya chand hai aaya
sara aalam khushi se jagmagaya
ho rahi hai saher-o-aftar ki tayyari
saj rahi hai duaon ki sawari
poore hon aapke her dilke armaan
mubarak ho aapko pyaara RAMZAN.


Mah-e-Ramzan Mein..
Apni Duaon K Khas Lamhat Me
2 Jahan Ki Afiyat Mangna,
Dozakh Se Nijaat Mangna,
Rizq-E-Halal
Husn-E-Akhlaq Mangna,
Ishq-E-Rasool
Shukar Karne Wali Zaban
Aur Sabar Karne Wala Dil Mangna.
,*, RAMZAN MUBARAk,*


This Is Ramzan Offer….

1 ka 70

1 ka 70

1 ka 70..

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Aakhir kya hai ye 1 ka 70?

“This Is Ramzan Offer”
ji haan..
Ab 1 Neki K Badlay 70 Nekiyon Ka Sawab Kamaiye


I am coming to ur house to give…..

I am coming to ur house to give u all types of happiness success & joy plz welcome me after few minutes U know I’m Ur’s….

*Ramadan*

Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak Happy Ramadan Mubarak Remember me in ur prayers.


Ramadan is the (month) in which was…

Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance
and judgment (between right and wrong).


Woh sehri ki nooreniyat…

Woh sehri ki nooreniyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,

Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
RAMZANaaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna


Hindstan main ya hawa cha rahi hai.. ..


Hindstan main ya hawa cha rahi hai.. ..
her..insan ke pas say yeh dua aa rahi hay.. ..
ramdan mubarak ho…aap ko.. her jaga say yahi sada arhi hai.


Phoolon ko bahar mubarak….

Phoolon ko bahar mubarak
Kisano ko khalyan mubarak
Parindo ko Udan mubarak
Chand ko sitaray mubarak
Or Musalmano ko

“RAMZAN MUBARAK”

Of Peace And Prosperity.


As the candlelight flame…..

As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness” claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan.


May This Ramadan be as bright as ever….

May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY Ramadan”


As the cresent moon is sighted…

As the cresent moon is sighted
And the holy month of Ramadan beings
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !


RAMADAN MEGA OFFER…

RAMADAN MEGA OFFER:

Eazy Recharge take 1 Nafil &
Get 1Farz ka sawab.
Take1, Farz & get 70 time extra sawab.
Offer valid only 1 month
Hurry up dont miss this,Offer.
Ramadan Mubarak RAMADAN MEGA OFFER...


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