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miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet …
miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
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SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY…. Dont get
con…
SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY…. Dont get
confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some, O-One
Is,R-Really, R-Rememberinhg Y-You…..Have A
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Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. …
Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain. Hain to ye
aanso per lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain
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Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
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Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…
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waFa pE cH0r diYa’JazA pE cH0r diYa
HaR Ek KaaM k0 H…
waFa pE cH0r diYa’JazA pE cH0r diYa
HaR Ek KaaM k0 HuM nE KHUDA pE cH0r diYa
w0 Hum k0 YaD RakHta Ya BhUla dEta…
u$i ka kaaM Tha u$ ki RaZa pE cH0r diYa
aB U$ ki MaRZi BhuJa dE Ya Phir JaLa RakHy
cHaraGh Hum nE JaLa k Hawa Pe cH0r diYa
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
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Santa was inserting dog’s tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye…
Santa was inserting dog’s tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look o…
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”
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New Year begins, let us pray, that i…
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khod apnay Saye k samnay khara hon FAkat haath Phelay…
khod apnay Saye k samnay khara hon FAkat haath Phelaye
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Thinker
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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
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