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Don’t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn’t willing to waste their time on you.  Read More →

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.  Read More →

Mujhy bholny ki khuda kary tuj ko aisi saza mily . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Z?r k? s?s? ?ye ?r k?rny ki j?g? n? milay… Ameen…!!!  Read More →

This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD ect. Avoid last day rush. Send now!  Read More →

Pyaar Bhari Gulaal, Sneh Neer Bharaa Rang ho Bhaarat Bane Vishva Sneh Ka Mashiha, Lota Bhari Bhaang Ho  Read More →

TEACHER : SONU, how do you spell “crocodile”? SONU: “K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L” TEACHER : No, that’s wrong SONU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!  Read More →

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.  Read More →

No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow  Read More →

D smallest word is I, the sweetest word is LOVE and the dearest person in the world is U. thats y I Love You..:)  Read More →

Dear subscriber, Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi. Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo … So wish you a happy holi!  Read More →

0% I hate you 10% so nice u 20% so cute u 30% so kind u 40% need of u 50%found of u 60% my ideal 70% i want you 80% i miss you 90% i like you 100% I LOVE u….hahaha  Read More →

Once in while, someone comes along, who just naturally makes everyone feel a little happier….. You have given me a new prespective on a lot of things including myself. Missing U on EID day (copyright www.lovelysms.com) EID MUBARAK  Read More →

TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN HASRAT HAI TUMHARI DEED KARAIN TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN KEHTAY HAIN EID KI AMAD HAI TOU LOG BHI KUCH TAEID KARAIN TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN  Read More →